epiphanies while hanging around

January 18, 2006 at 2:58 pm | Posted in Coffee, Emotions, Fag Hags, Friends, Getting a Life, Musings and Epiphanies | Leave a comment

1. bumming around gives one time to think.

1-a. friendships are the longest relationships we’ll ever keep.

2. do not take pictures when you’ve had two coffee-based fraps

3. four heads in a frame is NOT A SPORT.

4. it hurts to have something unwanted stuck up your butt.

5. you can fake being a workaholic.

6. not cleaning one’s mouse can lead to serious health problems.

7. ofice romance is a no-no.

8. happy employees need to have a part of them reflected in their work spaces.

9. kids are only fun until they start learning to talk.

10. bangs are a MUST for some people.

11. boobs are NOT toys

12. just because you’re close with someone doesn’t give you the license to fart beside them.

13. life shouldn’t be taken seriously. at least, not too…

14. my head is too heavy.

15. when you can’t explain things, go psycho.

…..for everything else there’s Mastercard.


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