have you ever, gutter boy? have you? huh? have you? have you?!?

July 22, 2005 at 1:04 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments

gutter boy feels somewhat pissed after doing the survey below. hmm. maybe because he needs an adventure. hmm. drugs? i swear there’s something wrong in my value system somewhere. *guffaw* guess i’m just pissed because i realized i’m part-slut, part-snob, part-criminal and part-altar boy.

Have you ever:

(x) snuck out of the house

(x) gotten lost in your own city
– i stil am

(x) seen a shooting star
go here. the problem was that i fell asleep eventually. see the pics, that’s me in the black shirt and the crappy shorts back in the day when i still ate pringles, and was still fat.

(x) had a serious surgery
– and i still have the scar to show for it

( ) taken a shower with a member of the opposite sex

(x) gone out in public in your pajamas

(x) kissed a stranger
– *giggle* exciting times, those were

(x) hugged a stranger
– hinalikan ko na nga, hug pa? sensitive namanako. har har har

(X) been in a fist fight

( ) been arrested
– well, i wasn’t arrested. it was something worse. let’s just say i thought i was going to die. and for that i will never forget this certain guy named dick gabac, god bless his resting soul.

(x) done drugs
– i draw the line at doobie, which i favor legalizing

(x) had alcohol

(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
– milk AND coke, hehe. nah. just kidding.

( ) made out in an elevator
started with the foreplay, yeah. which doesn’t count, i guess

(x) swore at your parents

( ) kicked a guy where it hurts
– his pride? maybe.

( ) been in love
– conundrum here. i guess not. cue the band foreigner’s song here.

(x!!!!) been close to love

( ) been to a casino

( ) been skydiving

( ) ran over an animal and killed it

( ) broken a bone

(x) been high

( ) had sex
– naman!

( ) given someone a bruise

( ) skinny-dipped

(x) skipped school

( ) flashed someone
-malapit na!

( ) had oral surgery

( ) seen a therapist
– does seeing my friends all the time count?

( ) done the splits

(x) played spin the bottle
– yeah, and then got possessed by an evil spirit

(x) gotten stitches
– the doctors said it would keep the voices out of my head. joke!

(x) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
– everytime i buy milk it’s all for me, and it’s all done in one sitting per box

( ) bitten someone
– i’ve bitten my fair share of heads in my life, but to actually dig my fangs into someone’s arms or shoulders? uhmmm…

( ) been to Niagara Falls

(x) gotten chicken pox

( ) kissed a member of the opposite sex
– eww!

(x) kissed a member of the same sex
– passionately, yes.

( ) crashed into a friend’s car

( ) been to Japan

(x) ridden in a taxi
– all the time, to the detriment of my savings. carrie, is that you?!?

(x) been dumped

(x) shoplifted
– dont’ ask me where, i never got caught, i did it twice

( ) been fired

(x) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
– 24/7, duh.

(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
– yeah. for a semi-nekkid poster of piolo pascual

(x) stole something from your job
– do staple wires count?

(x) gone on a blind date
– yes, at ayoko na ulit siya makita

(x) lied to a friend
– all the time, as an upper (har har)

(x) had a crush on a teacher

( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans

( ) been to Europe

( ) slept with a co-worker
– does that orange place episode with a drunk eileen count?

( ) been married

( ) gotten divorced

( ) had children

( ) seen someone die
– but i’ve seen dead people. everywhere. all the time. char!

( ) been to Africa

( ) Driven over 400 miles in one day

( ) Been to Canada
– if i ever get there, i’m staying.

( ) Been to Mexico
– if i ever get there i’m gonna whore around. hihi.

(x) Been on a plane
– that didn’t take off? yeah, that too.

( ) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
– why the hell should i?

(x) Thrown up in a bar
– fortunately, not on a date

(x) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
– not really on purpose. i was just playing. matches. masking tape attached to index finger. tape burns fast. still stuck in finger. ouch.

(x) Eaten Sushi
– *naughty giggle*. yeah. sushi. *naughty giggle again*

( ) Been snowboarding

(x) Met someone in person from the internet

(x) Been moshing at a concert

(x) Had real feelings for someone you knew only online
– yeah. real hatred

( ) Taken partially nude/nude photos of yourself

(x) Been in an abusive relationship
abusive? yes. relationship? no. haha. is this why i’m pissed?

( ) Lost a child

(x) Gone to college

(x) Graduated college

( ) Done hard drugs

(x!) Had oral sex
– naman!

( ) Tried killing yourself

(x) Taken painkillers

now i know why i was pissed after this survey. i could cross out all items about sex, pass myself off as promiscuous (which i am not, by the way), and yet i can’t cross out the box about falling in love? now i’m pissed again. hmph. [8:48 pm]

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  1. oi, we only shared the bed for 2 seconds. you were too immersed in your dreams that you wouldn’t budge to let you drunk friend lie down and sleep.

    hay naku!

    hehehe!

  2. lie down and sleep? weren’t you going to the bathroom every now and then to…. *rotflmao*

  3. ay, oo nga pala, forgot all about it. mwhahahahaha!

  4. what, you flushed your memories along with the —- ? *rotflmfao*

    btw, TAG!!!!!!! you’re it!

    hahaha *mean laughter* !!!


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